Eero Sverre

[Eero Sverre]

[psychic-sara]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[blo]

BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM

[thomasthetwinkengine]

Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time

[datesanddamian]

I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.

[whitewolfpharaoh]

A miracle?

I don’t care how big or small I want one

[sortableroseanimations]

I would like and could use a small miracle

[sortableroseanimations]

MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL

[gothicincarnate]

IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE

[Eero Sverre]

[vampireapologist]

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

[rainfallinhell]

Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring

[vampireapologist]

THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.

[protectcombeferre]

We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up

[Eero Sverre]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @cronusamporaofficial

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING 

me

[geekycalligrapher]

[blue-rand]

HAVE A MESSY GALLILEO

[katerinehathshblack]

first tim trying to do calligraphy on my drawing tablet

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

KEEP IT GOING FOLKS

[caliginous-is-confused]

I messed up a little but ehhh?

[theartsykelligrapher]

i screwed up the first two lines and then decided to do it purposefully for the next four heck yeah !! thanks @theshitpostcalligrapher for motivating me to write one more thing even though i’d already put away my calligraphy stuff for today

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

heckya fuckin amazing

also for those wondering, the original post was a typo on purpose bc it was a roast directed at a friend

NEXT LINE PLS

[artistic-nipple]

I feel almost ashamed adding my shitty fake calligraphy but I got a fountain pen for Christmas and I have been itching to use it

[blue-rand]

I feel like I spat on every arabic calligraphy booklet I had completed growing up bc I forgot how to do write Allah properly and tried to draw it and it didn’t work

(I forgot the no :0 )

[lettering-is-my-music]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

:D new part!

[sandwich130]

@theshitpostcalligrapher I tried my best

[Eero Sverre]

[teaboot]

The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

[teaboot]

1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.

2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn’t talk about it again.

3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized “wait it’s dark as fuck” so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.

4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl’s underwear a day later and I never saw him again

5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver’s side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out

6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he’d locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him “you know that sounds super suspicious right” and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead

7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn’t follow me onboard

8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.

9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me ‘piñata’ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals

10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks

11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped

12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home

13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.

14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of… locked up forever and never go near

15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360º spin with nobody touching it, so I said ‘that was neat’ and never ate there again

16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I’d ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn’t even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds

[teaboot]

Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just. keep thinking

[teaboot]

I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say “no thanks” to everything else

[normal-horoscopes]

JUST WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT YELLOW EYED CAT WAS A SKINWALKER

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THANKFUL FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TOUCH IT WITHOUT VOMITING YOUR GUTS OUT

[realskeletor95]

Some cultures believe that ravens and crows fairy souls so maybe the crow was saving your soul 

[Eero Sverre]

[c2oh]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[Eero Sverre]

[unusuallytypical-blog]

A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub 

[sarahtheheartslayer]

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK AT HER HAPPY LITTLE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURES SHE’S SO PROUD OF HER LIL CUB AND HER SPOTS AND SHE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH MOMMA WHEN THE BABY’S LOOKING BUT AS SOON AS THEY TURN AROUND, SHE’S LIKE,

“:3 Look at it. I made a thing. I made a rly good thing. :3”

[lochnesie]

Did some reading. The father is a lion and they are both proud parents if THREE LILIGERS.

[Eero Sverre]

[swevenfox]

This was a lil commission picked from FR because of reasons. They wanted a fox - a fox. I could not refuse that. Missed drawing foxes and this was especially tempting - a star-fox. 

A star-fox.

This was so much fun oAo

[Eero Sverre]

Wait, you’ve got to see this!

[skymoonandstardust]

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Just wanted to bless you with some pure RDJ adorable silliness <3

[Eero Sverre]

[thesilicontribesman]

Ilton Temple, Masham, Yorkshire, 14.8.17.

[bekkathyst]

[Eero Sverre]

[magmashine]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[Eero Sverre]

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

[fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun]

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[aconnormanning]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[dramatical-fangirl]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[callmebliss]

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

[Eero Sverre]

[kitchikishangout]

I think my biggest news since my little hiatus was this fox that lives in my garden! She has a bad leg so the RSPCA came to look at her and concluded she either is about to give birth or has recently done so, so they couldn’t take her away to treat her leg so I’ve just been keeping an eye!

She’s very tame, I’ve been trying not to get her too comfortable with me but she’s VERY friendly!

I’ve named her Vicky! 

[Eero Sverre]

[clintfbarton]

The world’s greatest marksman

[Eero Sverre]

[angel-baez]

What the fuck

[marsincharge]

I cannot believe….

[kyleraynxr]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[officialloislane]

[jwblogofrandomness]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[Eero Sverre]

[best-buffy-lines]

The Prom, 3.20