alexageinquisition

I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

  • Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
  • Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
  • Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
  • Me: No, it's for me, for college.
  • Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
  • Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
queef-stew

When Supernatural fans get children

  • Mom: Good night, sweetie.
  • Child: Mommy, I'm scared.
  • Mom: Of what?
  • Child: Of ghosts...
  • Mom: Wait right here.
  • Mom: *goes to the kitchen*
  • Mom: *comes back with a bag of salt*
  • Mom: *makes a line of salt all around the child's bed*
  • Mom: *throws some salt under the bed too because those bitches might be under it you'd never know*
  • Mom: Done. Now you're good to go.
  • Child: Thanks mom. But what about demons?
  • Mom: Sweetheart, there's a demon's trap all around your entire bedroom under the carpet since we bought the house.
  • Child: Thanks. I love you, mom.
  • Mom: Love you too, good night. The angels are watching over you.
  • Child: The nice angels.
  • Mom: The nice angels.
just-a-demon-butler

superhero-flamenco:

vvlin91:

News of Kuroshitsuji “Book of Circus” on PASH! (June issue) along with a poster.

There is an interview with the new script writer Yoshino Hiroyuki and his comments on some of the cast.

You are welcome to translate the interview if you can! I would really appreciate it!

Trans. note: This is imperfect but I did the main text on page 1 and the Ciel and Sebastian bubbles, and the interview on page 2. I’m really pleased by what the writer says! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ Names have been left Japanese style: Family name first.

PAGE 1
The stage is England. There has been an incident in which a number of children have disappeared at the performances of the Noah’s Ark Circus.
The Queen’s Guard Dog, who keeps order in society’s underworld, and current head of the Phantomhive household, Ciel, receives orders from the Queen to resolve the case.
With his butler Sebastian, Ciel becomes an ordinary citizen and infiltrates the Circus. Will they really be able to explain the mystery?

Key visuals include Sebastian and Ciel, and the brilliant and suspicious members of the Circus.
Series composer and scriptwriter, Yoshino Hiroyuki, hits the highlights of Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus.
Look forward to seeing the world of the original manga in the anime!

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those18minutestares

davasaur:

Hey guys. This is EXTREMLY IMPORTANT. ONE OF MY CLASSMATES HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE MAY 4th. Literally nobody knows what happened. He was last seen in a town called Sag Harbor. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG. JUST TWO SECONDS COULD HELP SO MUCH. My whole school has been in a frantic panic ever since it happed. Here are some pictures of him. If you see him please call this number even if it’s just a little information: 1631-537-7575. Please please help us. His parents are going crazy and so worried. All his friends are distraught. Some more info about him can be seen in the picture in the middle. Please help. Please please reblog. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

those18minutestares

Reblog if you think it’s okay to share a bed with your best friend.

magieundfreiheit:

careless-hunger:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

That’s insane why wouldn’t it be okay

I’ve shared my bed with friends a lot of times